Fredericton — Education Minister Bill Hogan finally spoke out today to address bizarre dystopian rumours related the province’s schools. F...
Higgs: ‘Excess’ 2021 fatalities due to ‘COVID fatigue’
Fredericton — The Higgs government has finally revealed what it believes is the root cause of the mysterious excess deaths in the province last ...
Anti-vax Easter Bunny tests positive for COVID-19
New Brunswick — Only 24 hours after visiting the homes of children throughout North America, the Easter Bunny announced today that he tested pos...
Saint John moves all students into TD Stadium to be taught by single teacher
Saint John — Back in the day, high school students were known to try and pile themselves into tiny phone booths, just to see how many they could...
Higgs to ‘guesstimate’ New Brunswick COVID data
Fredericton — As New Brunswick continues into its third year of the COVID-19 pandemic, Public Health is changing its reporting methodology for p...
NBers realize it’s now easier for deer to book a PCR test than for people
New Brunswick — A white-tailed deer in the Saint John region tested positive for COVID-19 last week. This fact led several humans in the area wh...