New Brunswick mandating more cars that look like police cars
New Brunswick — In an act that should be described as nothing less than pure genius, Premier Brian Gallant has…
Fredericton southsiders enjoy foggy morning that masks ‘disgusting’ north side
Fredericton — From Forest Hill to Hanwell, residents of Fredericton’s south side were thrilled to wake up this morning to…
Blaine Higgs’ moustache still missing, presumed dead
Quispamsis — After several days of intense searching, Kennebecasis Valley Regional Police are holding out little hope of locating Blaine…
Robin Hood flour is suddenly really, really, really goddamn good
Canada — Holyfuckingshit Robin Hood flour is sooooooooooooooooooo f’ing good all of a sudden! We had to ask some people…
Six-year-old boy admits to string of Saint John bank robberies
Saint John — All eyes were on New Brunswick’s troubled youth yesterday after a six-year-old boy admitted to a string…
Miramichi police chief skips morning double-double to buy armoured vehicle
Miramichi — Deputy Chief Brian Cummings of the Miramichi police sacrificed his double-double from Tim Hortons on Monday morning in…