Saint John — Not normally one for interviews with the press, Jesus Christ granted The Manatee an exclusive one-on-one discussion on Friday, with...
NB storms prove even God was rooting for Gallant
New Brunswick — With another treacherous winter storm ripping through the Picture Province this week, it’s becoming abundantly clear that ...
Awful weather proof God angry with the Maritimes
Moncton — Religious scholars and meteorologists gathered in Moncton on Thursday to review the ongoing “wrath of God” weather happeni...
God sends flood to destroy New Brunswick
Fredericton — Water levels are rising fast in the Picture Province, and many residents have noticed that the perennial springtime flooding is la...
God disappointed NFL prospect didn’t thank him during draft
Heaven — Saint Peter looked uncomfortable outside the pearly gates during God’s exclusive NFL draft party. Manatee staff could hear thunde...
God: Saint Johners no longer fear my wrath
Saint John — The Trinity Royal Church announced this week they are struggling to keep the doors open due to a decline in parishioners. Not surpr...