Moncton — Religious scholars and meteorologists gathered in Moncton on Thursday to review the ongoing “wrath of God” weather happeni...
God sends flood to destroy New Brunswick
Fredericton — Water levels are rising fast in the Picture Province, and many residents have noticed that the perennial springtime flooding is la...
God disappointed NFL prospect didn’t thank him during draft
Heaven — Saint Peter looked uncomfortable outside the pearly gates during God’s exclusive NFL draft party. Manatee staff could hear thunde...
God: Saint Johners no longer fear my wrath
Saint John — The Trinity Royal Church announced this week they are struggling to keep the doors open due to a decline in parishioners. Not surpr...
Fredericton woman with no kids gives best parenting advice
Fredericton — Sally Forbes, 38, of Fredericton, knows what it takes to be an excellent parent and loves to dole out expert advice to her co-work...
God happy to no longer attend boring city council meetings
Heaven — Omnipotent beings are going to have a little more time on their hands, courtesy of Canada’s Supreme Court. Last week, the Supreme Court...