New Brunswick — A New Brunswick man who’s vehemently against wearing face masks is apparently totally cool with his out-of-date facial hai...
World’s most boring couple worried about contact tracing
Ripples, N.B. — John Smith, who is, without question, the world’s most boring man, has been losing sleep at night worrying about digital contact...
Study shows arts grads have highest employment rate in their field: government artists drawing E.I.
Fredericton — A controversial new study has ruffled the feathers of engineering and business grads everywhere, as results have proved definitive...
Languages commissioner says there are lots of gov’t jobs for anglophones, he just can’t think of any right now
Fredericton — The interim provincial languages commissioner is surprised by the amount of resentment toward bilingualism, when in his mind there...
Report: Gallant called dibs on premiership
New Brunswick — The rules of dibs are very simple and well known: call “dibs” first, and you’re the winner. Pretty straightfor...
GNB launches sweeping junk food ban for all workers
Fredericton — In a show of solidarity with New Brunswick schoolchildren whose chocolate milk and juice are being taken away, the province plans ...