Atlantic Canada — Like it or not, the Elf on the Shelf is being pre-denied entry to the Atlantic provinces this December. “It’s your...
Wearing mask outside now mandatory for ugly people in N.B.
New Brunswick — The Higgs government unveiled new protocols for mask-wearing in the Picture Province today that will require anyone deemed ugly ...
COVID-19 guidelines prompt N.B. to legalize marriage within immediate family
New Brunswick — The list of potential marriage partners is about to get a lot more…intimate. Because COVID-19 restrictions in the province...
New Brunswickers all out of people to blame for Campbellton COVID-19 outbreak
Campbellton — The doctor being blamed for the COVID-19 outbreak in the Campbellton region says he hired investigators who proved that he is not ...
Higgs, Russell age 30 years in wake of Campbellton crisis
New Brunswick — On Wednesday, Premier Blaine Higgs lashed out at the “irresponsible” medical professional in the Campbellton region ...
Emboldened by easing of restrictions, New Brunswick plans orgies, kissing booths, other touchy-feely celebrations
Fredericton — Premier Blaine Higgs announced today that the province would finally be moving into the yellow phase, the last phase possible unti...