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Struggling New Brunswick looks to marijuana for economic salvation, relief from burden of exsistence

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April 11, 2017

New Brunswick — “Something’s gotta give,” said an empathetic-sounding Brian Gallant regarding his desire for New Brunswick to ...

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Dear PC leadership candidates: How do I get rules changed?

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NB, News, Politics
August 22, 2016

Today, The Manatee continues a new advice column feature where ordinary New Brunswickers can ask the candidates for the New Brunswick Progressive Cons...

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‘Leadership’ conference to be held in Fredericton

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July 14, 2016

Fredericton — A vague and confusing conference that promises to teach, among other things, vague and confusing metaphors will be taking place in...

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David Coon quietly detained for being too competent

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April 8, 2016

Fredericton — Green Party Leader and Fredericton MLA David Coon has been detained “for the time being” in a holding cell within the ...

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