‘Are ya ready for Christmas?’ currently accounts for 97% of all Maritime conversations
Atlantic Canada — From the westernmost borders of New Brunswick to the farthest-north reaches of Labrador, one question is filling…
Disney to purchase most of New Brunswick
Los Angeles — In what some are calling a shallow tax scam à la Burger King, it was announced that…
89-year-old Lotto 6/49 winner unsuccessful in bribing death
Minto — Ralph Dorcas of Minto, N.B., has just died, mere hours after winning the Lotto 6/49 jackpot he had…
Mrs. Dunster hired as CEO of CannabisNB
Sussex — Mrs. Dunster’s has recently been on a bit of a shopping spree, purchasing Kredl’s in Hampton and McBuns…
Government of New Brunswick cuts funding to Santa Claus
Fredericton — On behalf of the Government of New Brunswick, Premier Brian Gallant called a press conference to announce that…
Christmas laser projector goes haywire, incinerates house
Lepreau — After a long day yesterday, the Beams were looking forward to a silent night. But while all was…