Suspected pirate ships attack Saint John
Saint John — At 10 a.m. Friday, tall ships could be seen emerging from the fog at the edge of…
Riverview ‘lawn cops’ prepare to crack down on lazy citizens
Riverview — Fresh from tabling a new bylaw mandating that lawns be kept no higher than 20 centimetres, the Town…
Fredericton Police enforce bike laws after hitting too many cyclists
Fredericton — The Fredericton Police will be stepping up enforcement of bicycle laws in the city starting next week. The…
Province launches ‘Brian Gallant Foundation for Handsome Boys Who Want to be Premier’
Fredericton — Handsome young men all over the province are rejoicing today at the news that the premier, along with…
Saint John mayor calls out more bullshit
Saint John — Mel Brooks once said, “I’ve been accused of vulgarity. I say that’s bullshit.” Last week, Saint John’s…
Fredericton woman shaken up after using rainbow crosswalk
Fredericton — A Fredericton woman was causing quite a stir on Facebook this morning after posting an outcry about the…