New Brunswick family wants fucking medal for marginal effort in ‘Earth Hour’
Moncton — Millions of idiots across the globe are feeling the afterglow of another anticlimactic and virtually pointless “Earth Hour”…
Co-worker having ‘case of the Mondays’ actually just a bitch
Fredericton — With the weekend come and gone, New Brunswickers everywhere have left their partying ways behind to get back…
UNB swim team pledges to keep Sir Max Aitken Pool full with their urine
Fredericton — In a last-ditch effort to prevent freezing their butts off in the St. John River, the UNB men’s…
‘Trumpdeau’ spotted in Minto
Minto — Jared Lump has been in hiding for weeks. Before Justin Trudeau and Donald Trump both emerged into the…
In wake of pool closure, UNB aquatics programs to be moved to St. John River
Fredericton — University of New Brunswick president Eddy Campbell announced Wednesday that the Sir Max Aitken Pool will be decommissioned…
New Brunswick to ban volunteering in effort to create jobs
New Brunswick — Don’t expect anyone to hold a door open for you or to help you change your flat…