‘Finding my Mount Rushmore’ revealed as reason for Trump’s ‘51st state’ talk
Ottawa — Shockwaves are spreading across Canada as the true motivation behind Donald Trump’s meticulous attempted economic takeover was revealed…
In exclusive interview, Jesus clarifies he has no affiliation with Saint John pastor
Saint John — Not normally one for interviews with the press, Jesus Christ granted The Manatee an exclusive one-on-one discussion…
Manatee staff struggle to compete with reality
Fredericton — Staff at one New Brunswick satire website are saying it’s becoming harder and harder to get ahead, or…
Canadians admit they get all their news from memes
Fredericton — Instead of pretending any longer, Canadians are collectively admitting that they don’t read the news, but actually receive…
The Manatee presents the CBC Comments Section Drinking Game: Quarantined Edition
Canada — Whether you’re stuck in the house self-isolating or this is just a normal weekend for you, The Manatee…