Guy’s team loses, so of course he’s a jerk today
Atlantic Canada — With both the Montreal Canadiens and the Toronto Maple Leafs being eliminated from the NHL Stanley Cup…
UNB swim team pledges to keep Sir Max Aitken Pool full with their urine
Fredericton — In a last-ditch effort to prevent freezing their butts off in the St. John River, the UNB men’s…
Little River Bridge in Grand Falls is now Big Ass Little River Jump
Grand Falls — After failing several safety inspections and impaling six people, it was determined that Little River Bridge No.…
New Brunswick man solves the Google Internet
Bathurst — Emile Doucet, a 68-year-old retired high school teacher, recently discovered a little-known secret for visiting websites on the…
Twenty-two dead after argument about trucks turns violent
Sussex — In the early afternoon of Oct. 4, following a youth hockey game, a small argument began brewing in…
Report: Gordie Howe’s soul briefly worried it was going to Hell as it passed over New Brunswick
Nackawic — Earlier this month, the hockey world mourned the loss of one of its greats when Gordon “Gordie” Howe…