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Blaine Higgs’ moustache still missing, presumed dead

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April 21, 2017

Quispamsis — After several days of intense searching, Kennebecasis Valley Regional Police are holding out little hope of locating Blaine Higgs&#...

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Dear PC leadership candidates: How do I get rules changed?

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August 22, 2016

Today, The Manatee continues a new advice column feature where ordinary New Brunswickers can ask the candidates for the New Brunswick Progressive Cons...

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Conservative MP Keith Ashfield not taking a stance on anything this election, year

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October 8, 2015

Lincoln — Conservative MP Keith Ashfield is firmly opposed to one thing: being firmly for or opposed to anything. The Fredericton politician has...

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OMG this "chocolate cake with boiled icing" Great article. Quite wise.

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Jerry is actually from Doaktown.

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? this women is an attention seeker. Like your the teacher your the boss close class for the day teach it at night if ya want ?????petty people petty ...

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Love it! I have been saying this for years, and you wrote it up perfectly and made it hilarious.

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