Vitalité Health urging hospital visitors to bring toilet paper in response to gastro outbreak
Moncton — A recent outbreak of gastroenteritis, more commonly called the stomach flu, has prompted Vitalité Health to plead with…
Sussex hoping to cash in on potash ice cream
Sussex — An idea for a new tasty summer treat could be a boon for mind, body and spirit —…
NB Education Dept. rolling out ‘emoji grades’
Fredericton — Only three years after introducing a new evaluation system for New Brunswick students, the “achievement scale” system is…
Brian Gallant launches cross-province ‘Star Trek: Maritimes’ mission
Fredericton — New Brunswick Premier and self-proclaimed Star Trek fanatic Brian Gallant spoke with The Manatee yesterday about the “genius”…
Fredericton Royals player kneeling during anthem not protesting, just fat
Fredericton — While United States President Donald Trump is continuing his outspoken fight against athletes kneeling during the national anthem,…
Energy and sports drinks still only recommended for insufferable douchebags, pediatricians say
Atlantic Canada — The Atlantic Coalition of Insufferable Douchebags, or A.C.I.D., has lately taken notice of the number of children…