Woman diagnoses herself with everything but hypochondria
Boiestown — Local woman Kendra Allan has finally managed to turn every last experience and emotion she’s ever had into…
Mrs. Dunster hired as CEO of CannabisNB
Sussex — Mrs. Dunster’s has recently been on a bit of a shopping spree, purchasing Kredl’s in Hampton and McBuns…
Guy who wrote 14-paragraph Facebook status must be delusional
Halifax — Nova Scotia man Carson Hoyt, 29, is prone to posting meandering rants online, but his latest thesis exceeded…
Government of New Brunswick cuts funding to Santa Claus
Fredericton — On behalf of the Government of New Brunswick, Premier Brian Gallant called a press conference to announce that…
Special weather-complaining statement in effect for Atlantic Canada
Atlantic Canada — In advance of this season’s first blast of miserable winter weather, Environment Canada has issued a “special…
Christmas laser projector goes haywire, incinerates house
Lepreau — After a long day yesterday, the Beams were looking forward to a silent night. But while all was…