Nail fungus sock guy never heard of Band-Aids
Montague — After a firestorm of questioning, an Internet-famous Prince Edward Island man with a raging case of toenail fungus…
Critics say Viola Desmond should be pictured on bill that covers cost of a movie ticket
Halifax — Black rights activist Viola Desmond has been chosen as the first Canadian woman to be pictured on bank…
Gallant nominated for spot on new show ‘Canada’s Worst Premier’
Fredericton — Premier Brian Gallant may soon be making the transition from politician to reality TV star as New Brunswickers…
Scientists ID single source of Parlee Beach water pollution: Victor Boudreau’s bullshit
Shediac — Mount Allison scientists and students who recently began investigating the mysterious sources of fecal matter at Parlee Beach…
Small-penised Maritimer to Montréal Christmas tree fans: ‘Size isn’t everything’
Halifax — We’ve all heard the idiom, “It’s not the size of the wand, but the magic inside it.” Apparently,…
Fredericton man trying to renew driver’s licence accidentally attends Symphony New Brunswick concert
Fredericton — A capital city resident made a major blunder this afternoon when he tried to renew his driver’s licence…