New Brunswick hunters reject ray-guns, refuse to shoot digitally
Oromocto — A functioning prototype of an electrolaser ray-gun failed to shock the audience at the biannual gun fair in…
City of Fredericton reports only 10 accidents on roundabout opening day
Fredericton — In a pleasantly surprising press release, the City of Fredericton reported only 10 motor vehicle accidents on the…
NB stoners manage to rustle up new audience to be force-fed pot stories
Saint John — We’ve all got that one friend who’ll never shut up about weed: where they got it, what…
NB Power adrenaline junkies itching to start Mactaquac refurbishment project
Mactaquac — NB Power officials are eagerly awaiting the chance to begin their next high-risk project — the Mactaquac Dam.…
Canadian Armed Forces report ‘too many Bill Murrays’
Gagetown — Chief of Defense Staff Gen. Jonathan Vance announced this morning that he feels there have been far too…
New Brunswick Labour and Employment Board revealed to be 2-by-4 placed in cubicle
Fredericton — The Government of New Brunswick’s Labour and Employment Board has recently been revealed to be a literal board…