NB Power announces plan to harness ‘Big Dick Energy’ as viable source of electricity
Fredericton — Just a few short months after it was revealed that NB Power had sunk millions into a hydrogen…
NB Power to begin brainstorming ways to keep power on, not off
New Brunswick — The provincial power commission has announced a groundbreaking new plan: to start thinking of ways to keep…
Man decries monthly ‘power-shaming’ letters from NB Power
Riverview — A local man is all charged up about new monthly letters from NB Power regarding his electricity consumption.…
New Brunswick family wants fucking medal for marginal effort in ‘Earth Hour’
Moncton — Millions of idiots across the globe are feeling the afterglow of another anticlimactic and virtually pointless “Earth Hour”…
Nova Scotia wind turbines not used for power but to keep smell of New Brunswick out
Nova Scotia — Anyone who has ever travelled into Nova Scotia has probably noticed the large number of wind turbines…
Memramcook suffers largest electricity heist in NB history
Sackville — Security has been stepped up at power stations across the province this week following a brazen weekend theft…