New Brunswick — Freezing rain and sleet are slamming the Atlantic provinces today, making travel impossible and closing businesses — inclu...
The Manatee out of shit to say about another storm coming
New Brunswick — The Picture Province is about to be pummelled by another snowstorm tonight and blah blah blah and so on. The truth is, our repor...
Jack Frost pleads pardon for premature precipitation
New Brunswick — The early snowfall that hit the province on Friday came as a surprise to most, but none more than the man who precipitated it: J...
Last remaining NB snowbank is 47% road salt, 25% sand, 16% dogshit, 12% trash, 0% snow
New Maryland — Guarding her front yard, Gail Whalley’s dark grey snowbank still stands along the highway in the June sunlight, chiselled by mont...
Winter ‘drunk-texts’ New Brunswick, asks to be taken back
New Brunswick — On Monday, Premier Blaine Higgs called an unconventional press conference in Fredericton, not revealing what the purpose of the ...
City of Moncton to remove all sidewalks because they’re pointless
Moncton — Mayor Dawn Arnold announced today that work will commence in the spring to remove Moncton’s many sidewalks. “We already have no usable...