New Brunswick — The Picture Province is about to be pummelled by another snowstorm tonight and blah blah blah and so on. The truth is, our reporters are pretty bored of writing about weather events but feel compelled to do so because they’re always so popular with our readers.
It’s like no one has anything more interesting to talk about than weather, weed and beer in the Maritimes — and it really makes us miss Brian Gallant.
Anyway, we don’t really want to write anything about the storm coming this evening because we’re pretty sure there will be 300 more before spring. So, please just read one of the stories below and tell us which is your favourite so we can just share that one for every storm going forward.
NB storms prove even God was rooting for Gallant
Storm gifts random homes across province with free Christmas trees
Listicle: Your worried dad’s 8 tips and tricks for surviving a snowstorm
Man running outside in snowstorm likes being miserable, ridiculous
Fredericton man apparently only one hampered by storm
Storm to be just like driving through NB: ‘fast but miserable’
Meteorologists warn of storm warnings
Harvey’s Big Potato skipping town for fear of being made into storm chips
Constant weather warnings prompt NB grocery stores to restock stormchips, toss produce
NB scientists use recurring storms as proof that global warming a hoax
Another snow day? Here are 8 ways to make the latest school cancellation all about you
NB schools move summer break to winter
Downtown Fredericton would close for weather if anything were still open
Forecast calling for 60 cm of snow and 6 million comments about it
Fredericton-area schools never to be closed again for snow, apparently
47-year-old NB artist finally has work featured on CTV’s ‘Weather Watchers’
Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow!
New Brunswick opens world’s largest ski resort: New Brunswick
New Brunswick institutes 24-hour wait time before plowing roads
Saint John mother livid school district forces her to send kids out on icy roads
New Brunswickers feeling powerless after yet another blizzard
Archaeologists reach surface level of lost province for first time in 70 years
Friggin’ jerks at Environment Canada seriously calling for another blizzard
Environment Canada urges NB to prepare for yet another snowpocalypse
Environment Canada announces new charges for weather updates
Confirmed: The snowplow driver hates you
Fredericton couple trapped in close proximity with their kids for entire snow day
Saint John to dump snow in Reversing Falls, ‘let Fredericton deal with it’