Nova Scotia — During his daily briefing on Monday, Prime Minister Trudeau announced that the services of “Old Man Winter” would retain their ess...
Growing number of Maritimers wish friends would just shut the hell up about Storm Chips already
New Brunswick — According to recent polls, more Atlantic Canadians that ever before are fed up with their conversations, newsfeeds and timelines...
Maritimers just glad weather means they can’t hit the gym
New Brunswick — Freezing rain and sleet are slamming the Atlantic provinces today, making travel impossible and closing businesses — inclu...
The Manatee out of shit to say about another storm coming
New Brunswick — The Picture Province is about to be pummelled by another snowstorm tonight and blah blah blah and so on. The truth is, our repor...
Jack Frost pleads pardon for premature precipitation
New Brunswick — The early snowfall that hit the province on Friday came as a surprise to most, but none more than the man who precipitated it: J...
Last remaining NB snowbank is 47% road salt, 25% sand, 16% dogshit, 12% trash, 0% snow
New Maryland — Guarding her front yard, Gail Whalley’s dark grey snowbank still stands along the highway in the June sunlight, chiselled by mont...