Donald Arseneault ejected from cabinet after giving Gallant birthday spanking
Fredericton — Post-Secondary Education Minister Donald Arseneault was the one who got schooled yesterday. The lesson? Don’t spank the premier,…
New Brunswickers still in shock after Starbucks quits making Unicorn Frapp
Fredericton — Coffee addicts are still reeling from the news that the Unicorn Frappuccino that mega-chain Starbucks promised would be…
Fredericton southsiders enjoy foggy morning that masks ‘disgusting’ north side
Fredericton — From Forest Hill to Hanwell, residents of Fredericton’s south side were thrilled to wake up this morning to…
Trump thinks ‘soft wood’ tariff related to erectile dysfunction
Washington, D.C. — In one of the most spectacular trade blunders in recorded history, it was leaked today that U.S.…
Gallant announces Family Day, but adding Feb. 29 to NB calendar
Fredericton — All 100 or so New Brunswickers with jobs were overjoyed this morning to find out that a holiday…
Sussex man ‘still gets a kick out of the Minions’
Sussex — Russell Campbell is a 44-year-old father of three. He spends most of his day tending to his two-year-old…