New Brunswick family wants fucking medal for marginal effort in ‘Earth Hour’
Moncton — Millions of idiots across the globe are feeling the afterglow of another anticlimactic and virtually pointless “Earth Hour”…
Co-worker having ‘case of the Mondays’ actually just a bitch
Fredericton — With the weekend come and gone, New Brunswickers everywhere have left their partying ways behind to get back…
Clever Canadians find ways to waste time, money without rolling up the rim
Atlantic Canada — It came as a pleasant surprise to Canadians today to learn that, thanks to a few loophole-savvy…
UNB swim team pledges to keep Sir Max Aitken Pool full with their urine
Fredericton — In a last-ditch effort to prevent freezing their butts off in the St. John River, the UNB men’s…
Nova Scotia government removing offensive names from phone book
Nova Scotia — The province’s Department of Public Safety is teaming up with Nova Scotia Whitepages, the company that publishes…
‘Trumpdeau’ spotted in Minto
Minto — Jared Lump has been in hiding for weeks. Before Justin Trudeau and Donald Trump both emerged into the…