UNB swim team pledges to keep Sir Max Aitken Pool full with their urine
Fredericton — In a last-ditch effort to prevent freezing their butts off in the St. John River, the UNB men’s…
Nova Scotia government removing offensive names from phone book
Nova Scotia — The province’s Department of Public Safety is teaming up with Nova Scotia Whitepages, the company that publishes…
‘Trumpdeau’ spotted in Minto
Minto — Jared Lump has been in hiding for weeks. Before Justin Trudeau and Donald Trump both emerged into the…
In wake of pool closure, UNB aquatics programs to be moved to St. John River
Fredericton — University of New Brunswick president Eddy Campbell announced Wednesday that the Sir Max Aitken Pool will be decommissioned…
New Brunswick to ban volunteering in effort to create jobs
New Brunswick — Don’t expect anyone to hold a door open for you or to help you change your flat…
Unlucky identity thief keeps targeting people with shitty credit
Halifax — Mario Kuznetsov, a Dartmouth-based identity thief, has been having a rough go of it lately. The Manatee sat…