J.K. Irving dips his balls into St. John River
Saint John — Irving Pulp and Paper has been charged with 15 counts of environmentally unsound dumping into the St.…
PEI crime rate hits all-time low using Nickelback as punishment
Kensington — After the wildly successful pilot project of forcing drunk drivers to listen to Nickelback if caught, the Kensington…
‘Such a shame about Real Food Connections,’ lament NBers on way to Costco for groceries
Saint John — It was announced this week that the province’s best source for fresh local foods, Real Food Connections,…
Report: driver of stupid shit-car is really cool
Moncton — A report by the National Research Council of Canada has found that the driver of that really shitty-looking…
Canadian Tire officially rebrands as ‘Crappy Tire’ to capitalize on Maritimers’ name recognition
Moncton — Canadian Tire stores in the Maritime provinces are nearly as ubiquitous as Tim Hortons. Despite this, sales have…
Scores of undergrads ‘injured’ following fight over Trudeau’s Castro statement
Saint John — A disagreement in the UNBSJ cafeteria turned ugly Monday when what normal people would hesitate to call…