New Brunswick — On the same night that adult film star Stormy Daniels gave her scandalous interview for 60 Minutes in which she outlined her rel...
Trump slaps tariff on food imports with ‘metric calories’
Washington, D.C. — United States President Donald Trump doubled down on new protectionist policies today by slapping new tariffs on Canadian foo...
Haligonian challenges Trump to basketball game
Halifax — A young Haligonian wants to challenge the president of the United States to a basketball game after having seen news footage of “...
Trump presidency encouraging free speech among those incapable of forming a sentence
New Brunswick — It is such an empowering time for a select population of Canada: since Trump was inaugurated, certain Maritimers have been using...
Climate withdraws from Donald Trump
Washington D.C. — In an unprecedented move that has scientists puzzled and the Secret Service reeling, the climate of planet Earth has withdrawn...
SPECIAL REPORT: 10 tips for spotting satire
Atlantic Canada — According to the Oxford Canadian Dictionary, “satire” is defined as: “the use of ridicule, etc., to expose f...