Welshpool — In a shrewd political move by the Government of New Brunswick, the island of Campobello, N.B., will officially be given to the Unite...
Trump to break up with Canada, trade with ‘younger, hotter’ country
Washington D.C. — During his daily 5 a.m. poop tweet session on Sunday morning, U.S. President Donald Trump shocked Canadians by musing openly a...
Insecure Maritime forestry workers deny existence of softwood
Saint John — As hundreds forestry workers and supporters gathered Monday to urge the federal government to demand a softwood lumber deal with th...
Climate withdraws from Donald Trump
Washington D.C. — In an unprecedented move that has scientists puzzled and the Secret Service reeling, the climate of planet Earth has withdrawn...
Sources: Trump revealed his PIN code to Russians
Washington D.C. — Only hours after it was revealed that Trump gave classified information to the Russians, new allegations against U.S. Presiden...
Trump thinks ‘soft wood’ tariff related to erectile dysfunction
Washington, D.C. — In one of the most spectacular trade blunders in recorded history, it was leaked today that U.S. President Donald Trump signe...