Mattel introduces overweight, balding Ken who’s into conspiracy theories
Atlantic Canada — The ubiquitous Ken doll: every little girl had one growing up, and now Mattel is at last…
Province encourages unemployed to ‘make your own damn jobs’
New Brunswick — Even with the province’s jobless rate dipping down to 8.4 per cent in May, the New Brunswick…
Baby boomers throw shade at new tax on ‘Transitions’ lenses
Fredericton — Many New Brunswick baby boomers are wearing their sunglasses at night due to the rampant popularity of Transitions…
Teachers: Kids still making crappy construction paper ties for Father’s Day
New Brunswick — Children all over the Picture Province are crafting what they’ve been told is the “perfect Father’s Day…
Roller-derby girl apparently really tough or something
Saint John — Saint John woman Janelle Ogilvie, 29, is into roller derby, so she’s probably really tough or something…
Report: Nobody wants to go to your games night
Halifax — A recent report by Statistics Atlantic has confirmed that absolutely nobody wishes to attend the games night you’ve…