Ottawa — Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has announced a plan to ban single-use plastics in Canada by as early as 2021. Conservative Leader Andrew...
Family of 5 somehow under impression they have ‘green’ lifestyle
Fredericton — The Stewarts of Nashwaaksis are somehow all labouring under the idea that they are conservative with resources and living a sustai...
Man decries monthly ‘power-shaming’ letters from NB Power
Riverview — A local man is all charged up about new monthly letters from NB Power regarding his electricity consumption. He says that he has bec...
New Brunswick family wants fucking medal for marginal effort in ‘Earth Hour’
Moncton — Millions of idiots across the globe are feeling the afterglow of another anticlimactic and virtually pointless “Earth Hour”...
Kent County man finally finds accent piece to complete trash garden
Saint-Antoine — Wearing his favourite camouflage suit, infamous local Pete Dumont welcomed as many as 7 people during the opening of his front y...
Magnetic Hill Zoo introduces all-new mosquito exhibit
Moncton — During a press conference on Saturday, Magnetic Hill Zoo official John Mitchell announced that the award-winning attraction will be we...