New Brunswick — In a startling and puzzling escalation of xenophobic rhetoric, President Donald Trump today vowed to take swift action against g...

American: More of us would move to Canada if it wasn’t for ‘all of them commies’
U.S. Border — Despite the turmoil and outrage in the United States, crossing the river from Calais to St. Stephen is still a bridge too far for ...

Trump slaps tariff on food imports with ‘metric calories’
Washington, D.C. — United States President Donald Trump doubled down on new protectionist policies today by slapping new tariffs on Canadian foo...

Sources: Trump revealed his PIN code to Russians
Washington D.C. — Only hours after it was revealed that Trump gave classified information to the Russians, new allegations against U.S. Presiden...

Trump thinks ‘soft wood’ tariff related to erectile dysfunction
Washington, D.C. — In one of the most spectacular trade blunders in recorded history, it was leaked today that U.S. President Donald Trump signe...

BREAKING: Clinton won, wrong envelopes opened
Washington D.C. — In a second stunning and monumental blunder to hit the accounting firm today, PricewaterhouseCoopers is admitting that the wro...